1. Why do so many Asian athletes change their hair colour? Methinks brown and shades thereof sell hard over there.
2. Does anybody else get confused over the many countries that have Chinese or China in their names?
3. Has anybody else lost count of how many countries were formed from what we used to call Russia?
4. Does anybody else fret for the Russian and Chinese athletes when they don’t win gold? They look so unhappy and frightened! Dem must know why…
5. The women tennis players make quite a bit of noise when playing. Does anyone else find this quite entertaining?
6. How do you decide to when to say Team UK or Team GB?
7. All these countries that end in “stan”…does anyone else shudder with a bit of trepidation when they hear those names?
8. Have you ever seen anybody black in the rowing events?
9. Let’s name ‘em: what Olympic sports will you never see a black person in?
10. Let’s settle this once and for all: are we all agreed that Semanya is a woman?